I've read this sooo many times, but for some reason "gorilla warfare" just fucking gets me every time, lmao

He's been much better lately. Rightly deserved.

Not gonna lie, I'd be up for some gay weed right now

My youngest was bending down to take off her diaper and just headbutted the toilet 😂😭😂

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

Nazi gold??

I dunno why, but I've never imagined drowning as being painful before

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

Shot by either kids on scooter, or an off duty cop

Lol, these updates crack me up. "What's your decision?" "Yes."

Please don't federate with the Zucc

Fuckin well put, man. 🫘