Can you imagine dusting this room?
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
At this point just glue everything down and get out the leaf blower
That's what my first thought was. Why would you want soooo many things with nooks and crannies that your duster would have trouble getting in.
What else are you paying staff for?
That phone ruins it
It's like a brand new TV in your grandparents' house.
And I thought having 1 "feature wall" with a different colour was good.
PHONE SHRINE
No upholstery in this residence has ever been directly touched by human flesh.
Ngl it’s kind of a cool room if you take out all the knick knacks/clutter on the tables.
WTF?!?! The person who did all that us clearly mentally unwell.
Check out the kitchen!
I did and I should not have done that. What a nightmare!
This must be the home decorating equivalent of "everything louder than everything else".