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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't really play MMOs, but I tried to get into Neverwinter with a group of friends back in the day.

I played a tiefling cleric, and was incredibly disappointed in the design of all the cleric armor I kept finding. Then I figured out that I could wear the armor but remove it from the cosmetic equipment, and run around in my underwear. We spent the next few hours doing quests while my friends begged me to put on clothes. And every time we stopped in town to sell loot, buy stuff, and get new quests. The first time exited the NPC menu, I found a halfling and an orc on either side of me, dancing in their underwear. What else could I do but turn on the music and join these randos in the pants off dance off?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

You'd love limsa in FFXIV

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Random naked dance parties are a staple of any MMO

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

50 silver is 50 silver, no homo.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My favorite is jumping on top of someone's head and having someone else do it too, to create a tower.

Managed to hit the skybox in Bespin, Jedi Outcast. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite is jumping on top of someone's head

Says green mario

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Beetlejuice :p

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Ran into a guy in Valdrakken in WoW who had a name really similar to mine. I walked up to him, /pointed, and we both spent the next five minutes reenacting the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme, just spamming /point at each other.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

People just like to be seen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was playing CS2 the other day, and 3 of us went to the football ('soccer ball' for Americans) and just spent most of the round passing it to each other and having a blast.

We will won too. Really is the little things sometimes.