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You never go full Riker (pixelfed.social)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
  • 1 Riker - Virgin. You trust him to do his best to make a good impression. May not know what he's doing but by golly he'll try.

  • 2 Rikers - Missionary. Classic, reliable, and gets the job done perfectly.

  • 3 Rikers - He has fucked his way into this situation and he will fuck himself out of it.

  • 4 Rikers - He has tried to fuck himself out of the situation. The situation was Pon Farr night at the Trek Convention.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

7 Rikers is effectively just a jazzy, horny, sentient beard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So 'God Ransom' but with a beard and more rizz?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need to flip that last 'r' upside down...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No that's what I'm giving him

wait...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

We’ve all been on the wrong side of a pon farr once or twice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Riker seems to fuck (up) an awful lot

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, that would have been a perfect title for this!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s not too late to edit! Q bless Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

In the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go full Riker.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can’t forget the Thomas Riker!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What episode is this from? I just binged the whole series last weekend and don't remember this

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Easily my favorite episode. The visual and written humor lays out both how insane the Borg challenge is while simultaneously illustrating Boimler's Kirk-level talent for defeating impossible odds. Scoring 100% seems to require no less than:

  • Transport onto a Borg cube armed with nothing but a phaser
  • Teach the Borg queen empathy
  • Defeat the Borg queen at chess
  • Capture five Borg prisoners
  • Rescue ten Borg babies
  • Set the cube for self destruct
  • Establish subspace comms to schedule rendezvous with Starfleet
  • Steal an escape pod and escape the doomed cube
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One viewing isn't enough to absorb all the greatness.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did he take the risk with fake sideburns when he could have just ... grown sideburns?

https://youtu.be/MVFWJ6DxVZc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sideburns are a William thing. And thus anathema to all Thomases. Thomasii. Thomasse? Whatever.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

0.75 Rikers

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just imagine, with all those parallel universes, there was almost definitely a Riker with an even bigger beard.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Now that's a Smart dressed Man.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What have you done

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is terrific, but why isn't panel 3 a picture of Thomas Riker? Literally the second Riker, who also has a fuller beard (Thomas doesn't shape his beard the way Will does).