this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If I remember, and I could be wrong, the Samsung emoji there was actually 😬

Which is still messed up because 😬 is supposed to be the "I just saw a guy commit a sexual perversion" emoji, not the "I just committed a sexual perversion" emoji.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Wait, I thought 😬 was when you committed a sexual perversion, but realized just afterward that your camera was on in the zoom meeting, and no one said anything?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

😬is sucking air through your teeth when you do/see something surprising or embarrassing.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's this emoji, if you're curious about your own device: 😣

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmmm, I'm on Android and it doesn't look like any of those.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Because this post is really outdated. Google ditched the blob emojis back in 2017.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

yeah I'm on android (pixel 7a, stock, updated to Android 14) and using Sync app it doesn't show up like that for me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I see is much closer to Apple's version.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Same here, and I'm using a Samsung.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Firefox on a Realme phone gives me the Apple variant.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Googles doesn't look like it's holding it in as much as it is pushing it out.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Samsung has a clue

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You must be young, you'll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Well it sure is outputting something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it's a dating tip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

it's ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we're fucked if they notice we don't use definite articles the same way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can't unsee it 😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For the apple one imagine the eyebrows as eyes and the eyes as a nose