Awww come on. You're a dad. Be like Calvin's dad. Tell outlandish fibs that will later make your kids suddenlt go WTF in realisation, when they're on the toilet 20 years later.
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
8 points (100.0% liked)
Dad World
464 readers
1 users here now
A Lemmy alternative to "Daddit". A place where fathers can share their joys, difficulties and experiences of being a dad.
Rules:
- Please be respectful to others.
- No NSFW content.
- No spam.
Rules are subject to change as community grows.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
Oh, for sure. I think my kids may still believe that the reason suits of armor in the museum are so small is because metal shrinks over time.
Wait, they are?
Heh. No, Sarah is actually real and is struggling with what to do because she is engaged and getting married next month, but went out to lunch with an old boyfriend and discovered she still has feelings for him and they shared a light kiss goodbye and now she doesn’t know whether or not to tell her fiancé about it…
Real stuff that.
view more: next ›