this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are getting progressively more insane

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Obviously the tunes aren't there, each toaster comes with compressed toast and expands to replace the bread. That's why they stop working eventually, they run out of toast.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Calvin and Hobbes moment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Twice cooked bread, Genius!