Wait.. if she "got fingered" who did the fingering. Where is that person who sees a naked person in public while walking home and thinks "oh, sure, I'll go finger her. Just for kicks."
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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It was the blind man who fingered her.
It's what caused the blindness after.
Hello, yes I'm here.
I may be going to hell, but did anyone else here this in Jeremy clarksons voice?
Today on top gear, …
"I ride a motorbike naked. Hammond gets fingered in the street. And James punches a blind man"
Guitar Riff
Some say he once rode a motorbike naked and got fingered in the street. All we know is, he's called the Stig!
Fuck that, she's living her best life!
well, is it A mess or A mazing?!
Yikes.
Sounds like a good time to me! Maybe I need to re-evaluate things ...
Headline misses out the racist assault on police officers, too. Can't beat Woking for a big night out.
https://metro.co.uk/2017/12/28/woman-rode-motorbike-naked-sex-street-punched-blind-man-7188798/
For those cops it was the greatest night of their careers, for her, it was Tuesday.
Here's where the Oxford coma would have really helped.
I mean... would it? Is there really such a massive distinction between fingering yourself in the street whilst punching a blind person and fingering yourself in the street and then punching a blind person?
Yeah there is, someone who can multitask is much less of a mess then someone who can't.
Coma seems a bit much, really.
The plaintive single tear looks so poignant next to that laundry list of sin and wanton abandon.
As a phasmid once said, humans are a violent and irrepressible miracle.
This is living!
She's got the life I want.
Ah, to be young again...
Are we that hard up for reposts that we're going all the way back to 2017?
Santa's granddaughter isn't doing much for the family name.