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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I thought πŸ’© is the Bible emoji?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why phrase the question with "it"?

It's just "did the Bible mention chocolate?" This has to be a zoomer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

A great multiplicity of the English speaking population does not put nearly so much thought into their grammar as does the online commentator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had the "fortune" of reading quite a few pieces in religion class.

I don't remember any brown substances in that violent fairytale book that many claim to follow, yet few read and even less understand.

It does have a lot of "colourful" sections especially in season 1. I'm not surprised if there are passages about πŸ’©.

If there are any pointers I'd happily use them in discussions with evangelists.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine 2000 years of scribes and scholars trying to make "dude, he went in when he was shitting, stabbed the dude so far into his fat arse that his fat folds hid the hilt. The dude even shat himself in the end!" sound good

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn’t there something about bears laying great turds in the woods in there somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't remember anything like that, but there's a section talking about how some men have loins like donkeys. Lucky sons of removed.