There's no way he topped an ostrich...
If anything, the ostrich fucked him...
And it was ashamed afterward...
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Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
did he really??
Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
Spread the message as far as you can.
As sure as God's got sandals.
Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
What a degen
Degens need to mind their scruples.
I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
How are ya now?
Good n you?
Not s'bad.
Are you serious with that turtleneck?
You lose a lot of heat in the neck
Can I try it on?
Yew!
Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
Dead ostriches need loving too.
The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
Or dead?
Allegedly
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.
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I heard it was a sick ostrich
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...
Based on that photo though... his DAD...
Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
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