On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.
I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as "Dumbfuckistan".
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.
Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world's 6th largest economy.
Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?
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Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn't divided into easily managed nation states.
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
As somebody from Wisconsin I will say that I don't approve of us being excluded, but I also can't blame them.
Milwaukee and Madison at least..
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You move that gods damned line to include Michigan. Right fucking now.
Nope. Move to a real blue state if you wanna come. MI has betrayed us too many times. We don't need that in New Canada.
As a Michigander myself I fucking demand this also
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Seriously, why isn't the Canadian government offering US states to join them? It would be the perfect response to Trumps bullshit.
You want Canada to submit to the US? Hey Oregon, California, and the others, wanna join us instead?
If California leaves the US it would fucking bankrupt the US.
Because Canadians don't want it so they wouldn't be representing our best interests
Washington State: "Come on! We're right there. Are we a joke to you and just here for you to shop?"
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Poor Colorado
Also: why not give Texas back to Mexico? It'd solve their obsession with "the border problem."
Because Mexico already has enough problems without having to deal with Texans?
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ITT: People pretending that Oregon, Michigan, and probably Washington don't have a huge population of total fuckos.
Carve a line down the coasts. You don't want the whole state. And while you're at it, take the lakes and Chicago
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Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.
Ah, the united states of poor america.
I'd love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.
Maine is basically Canada anyway
Give Texas, Arizona and new Mexico to Mexico, and push all the white trash to Florida.
If you go by recent province/state wide election results:
Alberta, Saskatchewan and probably Manitoba go to Jesusland.
... And Colorado and New Mexico, and Illinois become exclaves like Kaliningrad.
CO+NM is exceptionally fucked because its landlocked, and almost in a Lesotho situation (being wholly surrounded by a single other country) were it not for Mexico...
Though I guess Illinois would not be much better off as Jesusland would likely claim it owns all of Lake Michigan beyond 50 miles of Illinois' shore.
And Virginia actually went for Harris, so that's also part the United States of Canada.
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Hey don't leave New Mexico out, we're cool!