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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Dystopia is when small sign.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sign is giving me ideas

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have given it a fun portmanteau name, then.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Truly it should be potlifting though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Buy plant, propagate, return plant, profit. They didn't say you cant do it at home, just not at the store...

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Things should not be alive if humans can't confine or use them for our capitalist purposes!

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