this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Rock chips/dust. There, saved you a click.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The very best dust

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wanna buy some death sticks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wake me up when they get menthol 100s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Wake me up when they bring back some sick space coils and some alien freebase juices

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If it's a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I'm gonna be pissed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love all the jokes lines so far. But I am really excited to see what was delivered.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it's just an empty box?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe we're the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I think the jokes are fucking lame and I'm also excited for the news.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do not understand why this is a headline. it has to right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because NASA has to release information doesn't mean the normal person knows when they are going to do that. It's nice to know when interesting information is going to come out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

do they have a set time line on information gained to release?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Is it...cupcakes?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

Hope it's milk, we're out.