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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

and you should be flattered

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I wonder how many times this has happened to me

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im quite happy without a gender! Couldn't imagine being any other way. So you'd be welcome to it

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that's so, yes, I stole it from you. It was me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Thank you :) hope it makes you happier than it would've made me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Yes, it does I can be beautiful prince and beautiful princess at the same time

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It means you're simultaneously big and little.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Sous-vide GF?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Baby don't cryyyy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you met someone who was shitty about consent, and decided to also be shitty about consent?

Wow!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You didn't tell your assaulter you are trans while he was assaulting you! You're the real villain here!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They don't imply there was assault. They call the hookup 'casual' with poor consent that's common enough, too many men expect to be able to do as they please

Obviously they were upset enough by it to gain psychic revenge by not telling them they don't identify as a girl, but they don't suggest they weren't up for it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

CW assault

Tbh I didn't even think to pause everything to sit him down and explain what it means to be non binary. It became kinda clear from talking that he thought gender=genitals and at that point I kinda wanted out, but he was pushy and persistent and I felt unsafe to tell him about either my gender or wanting to leave. Kinda just froze, idk how else to explain it. And he intentionally stealthed me, too.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I am so sorry that happened to you. You remember the term "fight or flight" response? They have added "freeze" to the mix.

I don't know if you need to hear this, but your reaction was normal and it doesn't mean you deserved it. It sounds like you're trying to reclaim your autonomy in response to something traumatic, and that's ok. Sorry someone tried to make you feel shitty for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

That sucks. I'm sorry for you. I'm also sorry I prompted you to recall it in more detail

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's a damn shame you have to recount this to a stranger on the Internet who's being a creepy asshole

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

rapey comment bro

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person

Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The ultimate bait-and-switch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: they were closeted.