As a bigender person, THIS IS THE WAY!
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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Are you the one who stole my gender so you could have 2 and I could have none?
Maybe.... depends. Is it good thing or bad thing?
Im quite happy without a gender! Couldn't imagine being any other way. So you'd be welcome to it
If that's so, yes, I stole it from you. It was me!
Thank you :) hope it makes you happier than it would've made me!
Yes, it does I can be beautiful prince and beautiful princess at the same time
I didn't know humans could exhibit endianness
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think that lol
Well yes whatever does that mean what I just read, of course I can do that!
It means you're simultaneously big and little.
Stop it Patrick, you're scaring the Republicans!
Nah, they're into that. They just won't admit it publicly.
That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.
Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!
Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.
That's cold, man.
Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer
Sous-vide GF?
Baby don't cryyyy
You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.
NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.
Genderfluid is just piss
and you should be flattered
I wonder how many times this has happened to me
Ranma ½ without the cold water/hot water mumbo jumbo.
I've seen art of a shapeshifter that is exactly this situation.
I'm afab nb and had a casual encounter with a straight male without explaining my gender. He was shitty about consent and I do take solace in the fact that I queered him without his knowledge.
So you met someone who was shitty about consent, and decided to also be shitty about consent?
Wow!
You didn't tell your assaulter you are trans while he was assaulting you! You're the real villain here!
They don't imply there was assault. They call the hookup 'casual' with poor consent that's common enough, too many men expect to be able to do as they please
Obviously they were upset enough by it to gain psychic revenge by not telling them they don't identify as a girl, but they don't suggest they weren't up for it
CW assault
Tbh I didn't even think to pause everything to sit him down and explain what it means to be non binary. It became kinda clear from talking that he thought gender=genitals and at that point I kinda wanted out, but he was pushy and persistent and I felt unsafe to tell him about either my gender or wanting to leave. Kinda just froze, idk how else to explain it. And he intentionally stealthed me, too.
I am so sorry that happened to you. You remember the term "fight or flight" response? They have added "freeze" to the mix.
I don't know if you need to hear this, but your reaction was normal and it doesn't mean you deserved it. It sounds like you're trying to reclaim your autonomy in response to something traumatic, and that's ok. Sorry someone tried to make you feel shitty for it.
That sucks. I'm sorry for you. I'm also sorry I prompted you to recall it in more detail
It's a damn shame you have to recount this to a stranger on the Internet who's being a creepy asshole
rapey comment bro
No, no, it's only gay if you ram your cock into them. Anything up until then is just foreplay, and ain't no gay in foreplay.
As another user pointed out, anon may have ended up pegging his boyfriend.
Surely the "victim" would be made bi, having started the event with a partner of opposite gender and finished with one of the opposite. Sort of a virtual threesome - just like a real threesome but without an actual third person
Quotes around 'victim' as they probably didn't notice, unless OOP was prepared and brought a prosthetic penis and wanted to be top
The ultimate bait-and-switch
Plot twist: they were closeted.
Ok but in the middle of - you're pretty much just gonna have to do anal because mid PIV penetration his dick is now somewhere that doesn't exist. Which is another problem altogether