this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

now i yearn for more cute pictures of raccoons, well done OP

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don’t know whether there’s cool stuff in the new box. They wanted to check it out. Makes sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"The box! THE BOX!!"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Animals become accustomed to food being in traps, so they go into traps expecting food. It is a known phenomenon amongst trappers, I think they call it trap happy?

Racoons are also naturally curious so that might be helped.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In "Where the Red Fern Grows", they describe a homemade trap where a raccoon can reach through a circle of nails and grasp a shiny object like a piece of mirror, etc. Their paw is now too big to fit through it and they are stuck, even though they could let go and leave any time!

On an unrelated note, I can't quit my job because I don't want to lose my health insurance there...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, I can't quit my job because I don't want to lose my health insurance there...

Didn't expect accurate yet sarcastic commentary on the state of our society in a thread about raccoons being cute idiots

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aren't we all just cute idiots in the end?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I certainly hope someone thinks that's the case

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Curios Bois be curios

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's because they've been frantically digging at the bottom of the cage, tearing up all the grass. I was trying to catch a groundhog and caught a raccoon instead. Little asshole was the most vicious, savage beast I'd ever seen. He wouldn't even leave after setting it free, he turned around and death glared at me before finally running off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You won this round, human, but watch your back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It just wanted a hug, s'all.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

I don't think you can say "coons" anymore. I think the preferred term is now "pandas experiencing trash-identity"...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

They were curious :(

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

New friends

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

They're so cute I'm screaming