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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The real question is, why are you not the one lecturing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

Because I know almost nothing about anime. If you want me to lecture about early 20th century American animation though, I can tell you all about Ub Iwerks and the Fleischers.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why is the screenshot so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago

Dozens of lemmings were left stunned and confused today as 'Flying Squid' revealed that they are in fact a hammerhead shark with a few tentacles glued on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Screenshot on a galaxy fold?

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can resize windows on desktop you know

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago

I can do a lot of things.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago

First day on the internet?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

I thought you were talking about Ghost Stories but I don’t think it came out in the 60s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right now I just get lectured about Gravity Falls when I make eggs.

Could be worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Man, I WISH someone would lecture me about gravity falls while I make eggs, you're living the dream!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

It had to be Obake no Q-taro.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't feed the kid in the morning. Make it hunt for it's food.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Sounds like it is from a book about parenting written by Spartans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

I think it's her kid teaching her about an anime he/her has an interest in. And I think "making eggs" is a joke about having kinds in a way. My best guess.