The original post: /r/piracy by /u/archiekane on 2024-12-24 10:58:57.
It's a tale of woe, from this sea faring Buccaneer.
There I was, counting through my chest of treasure when it dawned on me, these aren't the best quality gold, these are sub-par 1080p WEB-DL levels of gold, not even BluRay, Remux or a 2160p. Upon the realisation that I had spare capacity in my hold, and a shiny new displaying device on which to watch my booty (ok, this one sounds weird and I promise you it's me and not AI writing this!), I thought - Why shouldn't I? Why shouldn't I allow Radarr to up the profile on my monitored gold coins and find better quality ones.
Off the ship sailed, in hunt of better qualities from the Sea. It stared long into the eyes of the NZB solar system, at specific Planets (see what I did there?) and search through the rot in the tides and the torrents. It threw its nets out over TBs of data. However, a deep sea monster appeared that would usually be a friend, the Shark of protected surfing. It would usually be in front of my Sea adventures, giving me glorious protection, but for some reason (breaking ToS section 8 - fair use), the Shark declared I was no longer worth protecting - I was hunting for too much booty at once, and it wasn't fair on the other ships that it was also protecting.
So let this be a lesson to all you would be Powder Monkey's to Ships Captains, do not upset the SurfShark of protection by being greedy, for they may sail away and make you contact Technical Support to reset your account (thanks Andrew at SS), and leave you unprotected in dark waters.