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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Phones in 2035 be like:

Fuck the Big 3, it's just me!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You drop your phone. Your keys and wallet: Fool! You thought you could live without us!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why I got the 2035 biist™ implant, you can't lose it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

the 2035 biist™ implant

Not compatible with any 2034 or 2036 appliances. Please see your local neurosurgeon for an upgrade.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Don't forget the flask of Scotch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I say this every morning, so I don’t forget my testicles when I leave the house.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is less of a problem for me these days.

My phone is my primary source of audio content, so it’s easy to remember. I also have a smart / keypad lock, a digital wallet, a physical wallet that magnetically connects to my phone case, and my keys / phone have UWB trackers on them.

The world may be getting shittier, but we have top scientists and engineers working on the “I forgot my keys / wallet” problem.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

When I travel, I love places with digital keylocks and digital wallet.

I felt real cyberpunk to use my phone to map how to get to my fancy hotel/Airbnb that unlocked automatically when I got near and wave my phone at the vending machine to get a soda and then order food through my phone.

The part I panic about is constantly keeping my phone charged.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck the big three, it’s just big me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

when I talk about it
it carries on
reasons only knew

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My phone NEVER leaves my side, that's not a big issue. And thankfully my wallet is 99% obsolete, as most of the cards are already in my phone, and the few that aren't fit in my flip case. Keys are another story, fuck keys! Bulky loud ass bullshit! I'd love a keychain that could live in my phone or have the format of a card.

My Renault car has a pretty neat card that auto locks and unlocks the car. I just keep it in my breast pocket (or backpack in the summer) and forget about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There are electronic keys. NFC and the like. Better yet, if you have a smart watch it can act like a key.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Yeah, I thought this meant like UK was the keys to the allies getting a real foothold in Europe, America was the one providing the funding and Russia...

...is a cell phone?

I think I overthought this meme.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used this meme to get ready today but I messed up and accidentally left the house with keys, wallet, and Stalin

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

View the keys, wallet, and cell phone as the necks connecting the bodies to the heads above.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I get uncomfortable when they're not in my pockets…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You never know when you might need bills or your ID, even in a state with contactless payments everywhere and a digital ID, it's better to have a backup.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe if turkey supported NFC better, plus going outside without an id card is never a great option

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I kind of like not religiously following digital payments. They’re governed by Visa and other payment companies, and some of the businesses near me have started feeling an increased squeeze from them. They sometimes appreciate cash payments.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Just remember WOWEE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As my great grandfather used to say: “specitacals, testicles, wallet and watch”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I have almost forgotten my Samsung Galaxy Note 7 on several occasions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m free from keys. The car opens with my phone and my home has a keypad at the door.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still carry or hide a key in case a battery dies or something glitches out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Same, the physical keys are backups.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Right pocket, right pocket, left pocket.

Why in that order? Because I used to keep my keys in me left pocket and wallet in my right (before the smartphone was a thing yeah I'm old), but once I got a smartphone I didn't want to damage the screen, so into the right pocket the keys went, and only the phone goes in the left pocket and nothing else so it won't get scratched.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm the opposite for the same reasons. I just like the phone on the right since it's easier to reach with my main hand. Although, reaching across my body for keys can be awkward when carrying groceries and stuff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Knife, flashlight, lighter...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

American here.

Also bottle water, AR-15, and a bible too.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!

sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

i love edc stuff but i am always questioning myself on how tf those people carry everything without always thinking about the 20 things in their pockets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

My dumbass is always over here going

...but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?1000015123

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My wallet has been replaced by earbuds as i can use my phone for payments, but like to listen to podcasts on the go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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