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[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 12 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!