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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube