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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm offended.

And at least 9 others as well. I'll drink to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am offended by your offense. Drink to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The audacity! Let the man be offended asshole. Now im offended too, are you happy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

How is that fair? Now I am offended because you were offended at my offense.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

(context: yesterday there was a horrific incident in Germany with many dead & injured)

This morning somebody on Mastodon posted how they are done with the public broadcast because the host of a news show dared to open the show with "good evening"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's actually fucking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

It's a spectrum. One person's stupid take is another person's principled stance.

I've met people online who mocked me relentlessly for objecting to their use of the n word to make fun of a black person in the VoIP chat.

Guarantee they'd enthusiastically share this meme thinking of people like me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This reminds me of the Star Wars drinking game (back before Episode 1).

Every time a storm trooper misses a shot, you take one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

You have to watch the film frame by frame to keep up with the pace of them missing shots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think that's survivable? I'm just imagining some of the space battles...lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

That's part of the joke. The first scene of Episode IV before Vader boards is a heavy shootout, so you basically just start the film and drink until you pass out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Lol. Oh, right. I was kind of asking for clarification if tie fighters count, but I guess that's a moot point. I had not thought about the impact of the battle at the start of Ep IV - probably leaves everyone too black out drunk for the rest to matter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Well, take another shot, bud....cause you just pissed me the fuck off!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Alcohol is a harmful substance that destroys numerous lifes every day and shouldn't be gamified!

Guess you gotta drink now!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm in the picture and I don't like it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you count getting mad at grammar/spelling, I wouldn’t last a minute.