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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's like watching the country collapse, i guess.

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Yes actually.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 50 points 20 hours ago
[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

Is the Vatican for sale?

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 61 points 23 hours ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 39 points 21 hours ago

Are these bastards really thinking we are going to believe their mafia like enterprise is supported by charitable donations?

[–] TingoTenga@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Good for them, I guess?

"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

"Another coin in the coffer rings, another soul into heaven springs."

[–] Devorlon@lemmy.zip 27 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it's actually ok for rich people to exist /s

[–] Blu@sopuli.xyz 21 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

That cope from Conservative Christians™️ is always funny. Similar statements show up in the Talmud. A large animal passing through the eye of a needle was a common idiom in Jewish culture at the time to demonstrate impossibility.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I wish they had just said, “look bro, I don’t even need an idiom. I’m just going to tell you. If you’re rich, you’re going to Hell. You can’t exploit people and hoard resources and be in God’s good graces at the same time. Just being rich means that you’re ok walking by misery and not helping. Bro, you can’t have it like that.”

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You'd still have wealthy Christians being like "okay, but what did Jesus mean by this?"

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

You’re absolutely right haha.

“I flicked a nickel to a hobo today. Streets uh’ gode!”

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

It's a mistranslation of "sturdy rope", which indeed would not pass through the eye of a needle.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 day ago

I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 236 points 1 day ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 145 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late...

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

It’s cool, he ain’t playing it right anyway. He won’t get famous and change the world the way he’s doing it.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 day ago

Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I'd say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 19 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers.

Wait, nope, fresh out.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Perhaps they should sell off some of the tons and tons of gold stuff they have.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Or their huge amounts of foreign land

[–] Yodan@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a whole crypt of nicely dressed absolutely dead people who most certainly don't need to be wearing rubies and gold and diamonds all over their bones.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That needle must have a pretty big eye

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

No, just microscopic camels.

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Just ask god for money? I mean, isn't it omnisicent and omnipotent?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 20 points 23 hours ago

Oh, no. Guess they'll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have

[–] BrikoX@lemmy.zip 89 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Paying out legal claims and bribes from all the sexual abuse scandals are not cheap.

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 16 hours ago

And those soft ass priest hands must feel amazing. I’ll line up for one of the Father Jackoffski specials right away.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.

The Catholic Church remains one of the world's wealthiest organizations.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can have a high net worth and go through bankruptcy.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 5 points 20 hours ago

The number of people who don't understand the difference between cash flow and assets astounds me.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 48 points 1 day ago

good, time to disband that pedo-clown organisation

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

One the planets largest landlords going bankrupt? I imagine they can cover the spread and still dress like trans-wizards until the lord returns.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 23 hours ago

Nawww poor little pedophiles.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But God needs more money! C'mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!

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[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago
  • LET
  • THEM
  • EAT
  • CAKE
[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Have they tried NOT having Sex with Kids?

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That part was fine. According to the article, what's causing the issue is that Pope Francis said they should help the poor and that climate change is real, and all their scattered asshole donation-makers in all corners of the world got butthurt and turned down the money faucet.

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I wonder how that can be. The Catholic Church owns real estate in almost every city in Europe, usually several buildings in larger cities, often in prime locations. Especially since these properties are only a fraction of the church's financial assets, the rental income alone should be enough to finance the church for all eternity.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Organizations that own that amount of stuff borrow against it to buy even more stuff and as it all goes up in value they borrow more and buy more stuff. In an endless loop. And people call crypto a scam 🤔

Owning that much in assets typically means you also have a lot of debt. Particularly with generational, wealthy, corrupt organizations.

Point being, they can be on the brink of bankruptcy even when owning half of Europe if they can’t service the debt they wound up.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

If there are physical assets to back up the loans, doesn't that make it less of a scam than crypto.

Maybe not a good business strategy, and maybe the loans outweigh the "true" value of the assets, but there is something backing it.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can be broke or rich depending on how they feel that day. They cook the books because they're their own country. They are truly a gang operation. My guess is they want you talking about them being broke as opposed to them being caught with more priests molesting children today.

AG report details abuse allegations against 52 priests, deacons in Diocese of Lansing

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