that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
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I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
I'd say that chair is Under Seige.
eyy fuck you. you just made me laugh and wheeze so hard I think I strained a muscle.
Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂
It's less that he's fat, but more that he presents himself as some kind of martial arts grandmaster, all around tough guy, deputized law enforcement officer, warmaster because he was in action movies but now he's fat.
There's plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.
Gravy Seal.
Fits the MAGA crowd
Damn, he must be miserable.
That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.
If he isn't so full of himself.
Oh wow! Welcome back! I've been wondering where you went!
As you can see he is certainly full of something
Not acting skill, that's for sure.
Donuts and potatoes?
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Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.
It's not that it's deplorable, it's that it's comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.
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Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.
For him it's not the fact that he's fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone's ass.
Most people aren't fat for that reason and being fat isn't a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal's pathology makes him being fat a little funny.
As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.
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He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.
Oh how the turntables
I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.
My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:
Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.
Haha oh wow... He not only failed to stay concious, but also shit himself in front of everyone. I love that for him.
A movie producer I worked with in my time in the industry had done a movie with Segal in which Segal was to shoot a gun. Segal said he would only use a very specifically modified AR15. The production purchased the AR with all of the upgrades Segal requested. Segal fired it one time, said it was too loud and had too much kickback and he wanted to use a prop instead.
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Honestly, they both come across as Dumb & Dumber. LeBell surely didn't have to actually prove such claim, but he still wanted to put Seagal to sleep, which could have ended in Seagal's death. It's literally a Jackass situation.
Lost a scuffle to avoid getting choked, gets choked anyway. Shit self in the process. Classic Seagal.
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