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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

                                 has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You ok? Looks like you just spaced out there for a solid minute

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They're non breaking so he should be, well, not broken.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

C/dad jokes is leaking...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MOM! The kid next door had a stroke again!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A key stroke?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My best friend when formatting Markdown

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Formatting? I think the word you search for is abusing, ain't it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This guy Markdowns

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
<!DOCTYPE html
 PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
 "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

XHTML was going to be so awesome. And then HTML 4 happened. :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oops. Yes html 5

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm a rebel. I use line-height: .2.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What sucks is that Outlook for some unfathomable reason inserts CSS that sets the paragraph spacing to 0 into all e-mail. So when you reply to someone who uses Outlook, you have to do that crap.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh god email clients are a whole other world of pain from browsers. My condolences.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does the kid have an an-cap bowtie?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Cos he did in the template I used 😅 not intentional, my bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dammit Jerboa. All I see for this post is:

!important

Is there more to it, I assume?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Br never lets me down.

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