this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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The chronurgy wizard in our group met a former research partner of his, who had gone mad after seeing both the beginning and end of time. He offered to share this knowledge with the wizard if he killed the rest of us. The session ended there though since wizard needed to leave.

The wizard joining up with his former partner turned out to be a smooth way for the wizard player to bow out of the campaign though, so it's not all bad.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Easy

  1. Kill friends
  2. Master time
  3. Go back in time
  4. Put death ward on all friends and tell them to feign death
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago

It’s the simplest solution to get exactly what I want at all times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Or just revive them. Death isn't that big a deal in D&D.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

If he comes back, I hope you have a Mashle in your group.