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TSA Face Scanner Sues Identical Twins for "Malicious Algorithm Abuse" (isglitch.com)

submitted 1 week ago by EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Legal Battle Could Set Precedent for Human-AI Relations, Experts Say

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[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Everything about this is absolutely insane.

Edit: yeah, me got got.

[–] WarmSoda@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eating the onion for breakfast, are we?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Morning is the best time for the news to go down easily.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

This one got me too.

[–] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

Honestly it’s the highest compliment you can give em. The title got me too but obvs the community gives it away. And admitting you ate the onion shows maturity imo so good on you.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

It's a ficticious short story.

[–] bam13302@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 week ago

read the community name friend

[–] EtAl_isGitch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Join the isGlitch.com community! Put !isglitch@lemmy.world into the Lemmy instance of your choice.