Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ech@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Why did the old man fall down the watering hole?" Better to leave the punchline out of the run-up, imo.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well said.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hell yes. My favourite of all time. XD

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Alright Andy, don't you have a door to open?

Wait, did you hear that?

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Because he was the CEO of a health insurance company.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I understand the elation, but the joke doesn't work..

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Neither does the private health insurance industry

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.