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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

I don't think that's the threat she thinks it is...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Oh let’s! Please let’s do that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

lets just start with demanding that all the incoming nominees and appointees, and donvict (and family) and couch lover, put all their assets and holdings into blind trusts.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

She's definitely too stupid to willingly be an agent. She's just simply dumb as rocks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Best idea she's ever had

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

GOP will see to it that she'll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

She is just as gross and opportunist. They will find the one example that isn't one of theirs and use it for the next 20 years. I'm all for it just never trust the snake.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

Fucking do it. Release them all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago

MTG: "Isn't everyone in congress raping children?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Do it pussy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

She believes both sides are equally corrupt and thinks this will prove it. She'd be wrong then something something deepstate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

Did she stumble into a coherent thought?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

The sad thing is, this will never happen. We’re in the throw-away timeline where all the bad stuff happens.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

He went on to address the allegations against him, saying he deems them "worth less than nothing." "Under our laws, a man is considered innocent until proven guilty. If AG Garland (an unprincipled D-bag) could have secured a conviction against Gaetz, he would have, but he knew he could not. Case closed," Musk added.

This probably a biggest eason why Garland was the absolute stupidest choice for AG Biden could have made.

Obama nominated him for SC, because he knew no one would get a hearing, it literally didn't matter.

Obama didn't really want Garland on the SC, because it would be a wasted appointment compared to what Republicans seat in the bench.

But Biden's old ass didn't understand what was happening. So he actually appointed Garland as AG, and seemed to honestly have expected Garland to do anything.

And trump supporters never know what's happening, they knew the name from before Trump took office as Obama's SC pick. Assumed that meant Garland was hyper partisan, ignored everything he did say, and when no one was held accountable, used it as "proof" that there was no evidence

The only people that was ever happy with Garland as AG, was Garland and neo liberals who also rarely understand what's happening.

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