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[–] [email protected] 45 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 13 hours ago

Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:

[–] [email protected] 45 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

I mean if Putin knows their secrets, shouldn't the American people?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 hours ago

Wow, I actually agree with MTG on an issue, this is a first.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 12 hours ago

Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago

makes popcorn

What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?

Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

I don't think that's the threat she thinks it is...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Oh let’s! Please let’s do that.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Best idea she's ever had

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