this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
3 points (100.0% liked)

Kirby

256 readers
1 users here now

Poyo!

Who's Kirby?

Kirby is the unstoppable puffball with an infinite appetite.

Staring in a pretty awesome series of games produced by HAL and published by Nintendo, Kirby is known for swallowing his enemies whole and copying their abilities.

Don't let his small stature and cute demeanor fool you! Kirby spends much of his time protecting his friends, planet, and food from demonic horrors that would otherwise threaten the entire universe.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 

i was thinking about how elfilin was shaped like a heart for some kind of valentine's day concept. and then... that turned into the following kirby/deltarune crossover thing. spoilers for kirby and the forgotten land!

--

--

--


[[Welcome, visitors!]]

MEET THE [[Ultimate Lifeform86]]

FECT

FECTO [[forgor]]!!

ARE YOU [The Lion King (1994)] SEEKING CONTACT [From Those Who Departed For Space]?

HAS YOUR KIND BEEN ABANDONED IN [[Forgotten Land]]?

ARE THEY LOOKING TO ENTER A LAND OF [Hopes and Dreams]?

WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Special Deal]] 4 YOU [Menacing beasts]!

I USED TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]. BUT THEN I TOOK A [shortcut] TO [[New World!]]

I SAID [Hiiiii!] BY [Beam attack!] THE NATIVE WILDLIFE, BUT IT WAS NOT WELL [receiver]. AND SO I WAS SEALED IN THIS [Barrier].

BUT IT GOT WORSE!

IN [THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT] 30 YEARS LATER, [no No NO NO NO NO NO]!

THEY RIPPED OUT MY [[SOUL]], LEAVING BEHIND [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]

[[And here we are!]] IN THE PRESENT DAY.

[Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.]

[even if we do] [getting to the surface], I WILL JUST [amalgamate].

BUT YOU CAN [Press F1 For] HELP.

[[A new life-form, separated from the main specimen,]] [[has yet to be recovered.]]

FIND THAT. SMALL CYAN [[HeartShapedRodent]]. AND BRING IT. TO ME.

WITH OUR [Powers Combined], I WILL ONCE AGAIN BE A [[BIG SHOT]].

[But wait, there's more!]

[[Escape would require more energy]]. I ALSO NEED [workforce].

I WILL [Opened vortex.] [Brought here.] YOU ONLY NEED TO ["gotch"] THEM IN CAGES.

DO AS I ASK, AND I WILL [[Initiating facility navigation prototol.]] YOU 2 [[LandOfDreams]].

IF THIS [[fills you with determination.]] THEN WE HAVE A [[DEAL]].

HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!

no comments (yet)
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
there doesn't seem to be anything here