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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat a morel after I had a back yard filled with stink horns of the cum smelling variety. They just look too similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stink horns. They are phalic and come in disgusting smell varieties such as bukkake party or boars head processing plant. The top looks similar, though the cut outs are filled with vile gelly that contains the spores so that they stick to insect feet and spread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are they any good with some garlic ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You can actually eat the individuals that have not yet emerged from the ground. They look like eggs and are pretty weird/soft in touch. If you slice them really thin and fry them, they are delicious. In German they are also called "witch eggs" (Disclaimer: I'm living in Germany and it might be different for the stinkhorns elsewhere.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for the tips !

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk, try some, and report back for the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I don't have it here, only psilos grow

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

If only the tram could have kind of scooped up the morels and taken them on board........... but there wasn't mush room inside!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is the dilemma that I can’t take the tram to my foraging grounds? If so I agree that is a problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You're given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Take the one path and rush trough the one morel and scoop it .then scoop the 4 others morels. Wash them cut them , cook them and make an omelette with it.