this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Let me guess: AI

No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

Well, anyway... *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

[–] [email protected] 60 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm no horse person but this doesn't seem like the best idea

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she's looking at a broken neck.

I don't care if someone is holding the head, or if it's hitched to a post; horses' butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

IKR? This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet for a long time.

If that horse bolts, she's not going to have a fun time at all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

One of those times you hope it's AI slop, but I don't notice anything obvious.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 15 hours ago

I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 82 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Totally normal horse girl things

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 15 hours ago

Well there's horse girls and there's this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

She'll regret this when the horse makes doo

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I saw Avatar. I know what's going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

It seems I don't know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that's still too much.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago

It's a such a shame that horses don't have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

/s just in case

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That horse decides to move suddenly and you're coming with.

And if it's fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I was guessing the woman's wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 14 hours ago

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 15 hours ago

So. Much. Poop.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

Look at that, Abu! It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

Man, she's really dating a horse's ass!