Did you look at PRS? They have a lot of various specs to fit a lot of preferences. You might find something close enough. Also, they sound good, look good and the SE models are quite affordable for the quality they offer.
why isn't there a page with a filter-able list of makes/models/year/feature/whatever that lets you search for your favorite spec'd instrument?
That's a great idea. If you build it, people will use it.