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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about all the unpaid wages?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Nice dig at Target.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Why does it feel like so many ppl in the comments ate the onion?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

For fun, try asking the produce employees how much they "cull" every week. Remember, it's not theft if you do it to yourself!