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The first and only good babylonbee article

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Babylon Bee is unfunny right wing trash, but the Democrats walked right into this one. You can't tell us Trump is a threat to democracy and then peacefully transfer power to him.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Refusing to peacefully transfer power would be the end of democracy.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I think we might be past that already

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Tell me, what happened the last time Trump was told to peacefully transfer power?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

If you believe trump intends to end democracy, then democracy is already over regardless of if you peacefully transfer power or not.

The truth is liberals have always been the path to fascism. After the death of the US no liberal nor fascist should ever be allowed near power again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Instead, we're in the Coda of Democracy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

The US is a capitalist dictatorship, not a democracy.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Libs before the election: Trump is a fascist! He must be stopped! He'll destroy our democracy!

Libs after the election: Congrats to Trump! We'll be meeting soon to discuss the peaceful exchange of powers and our broadly overlapping interests.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

From the article:

"It's my responsibility to make sure this tyrannical despot assumes power," Harris told the crowd of supporters after officially conceding the race. "Though he will end freedom itself in this country, imprison anyone who disagrees with him, systematically murder all women, and go door to door kicking everyone's dogs, I promise to make sure there is a peaceful transition of power."

The media hailed Harris's brilliance and the leadership she displayed while conceding to a man who is literally Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good old right wing "humor" (punching down on everyone else because they consider everyone else beneath them). We're all going to be seeing a lot of this type of "humor" (lynchings, book burning, singing about how wonderful being dictated to is) in the next 10 years or so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The BabylonBee is terrible but it's not a lynching FFS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

"Hang Mike Pence"

Did you forget?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's called leading through example, because the MAGA cult is so good at following the examples given to them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

A millennia old Arabic saying goes something like: "If you honor the generous, you will own him... but if you honor the ignoble, he will rebel." We all know leading through example is wasted on people like Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

It's this that's she's emphasizing:

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/09/us/politics/donald-trump-ethics-transition.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

He needs to put forth an ethics plan to start the transition process. Part of that ethics plan requires him to say he will transfer power peacefully.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It was required to be created before the election. So it's pretty obvious they don't care.

I'm fact I'll go as far as to say its intentional. They will scream that Biden is resisting the transition, trying to stage a coup, etc etc. The antics won't stop just because he got elected.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I assume everything Trump does at this point forward will be to benefit Russia and to start a civil war within the US.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think the last few years have pretty much proven he doesn't 'need' to do anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Sure, because he is a foreign asset meant to transfer wealth to Russia from the US and destroy the US from within. It only benefits him to harm our country.

But yes a competent leader would want things like info from those agencies and intelligence briefings etc so they are prepared on Jan 20.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Make sure Joe pardons the fuck out everybody on your way out. Also he should resign if only to fuck with their merch.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure genocide joe has been eating ice cream cones for the past year or more.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

The genocide is only going to get worse. Though genocide don doesn't have as much of a ring to it. Donny and Benny are best buds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ah, so when the other side wins lemmy is suddenly against peaceful transfer of power. Interesting.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I think it's more a criticism of the Dems. They spent four years saying Trump is the death of America and now they're just going to hand it to him. There's two implications of that:

  1. Trump isn't the enemy they made him out to be.

  2. Or, they just don't care about American democracy.

A long criticism of Dems has been their refusal to treat Trump as the threat he is. He tried to perform a coup and what has happened? Some guy was accused of using fake money and was extra-judicially executed in the street, but perform a coup and life goes on.

[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 week ago (10 children)

At first I was surprised this was coming from the Fascist friendly Bee, but then I read it and realized they're trying to sound sarcastic, but making the correct point perfectly. This is fucking meta.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It’s like some kind of reverse Poe’s law, when the sarcasm of the outrageous minded is indistinguishable from a sane opinion.

Also Godwin’s law.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Actually that was a JD Vance quote. Harris kept it more classy.

Either way, he's more of a Mussolini type. Less vision, more opportunism.

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