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[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

For those not familiar with US retailers, the punchline is:

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I feel like US has a store chain with every conceivable name at this point.

And hearing about chains called like Five Guys just sounds weird to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

every conceivable name

Yeah, there used to be a Gaylords department store.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At least that one makes sense for a store, they probably got a lot of their stock in gaylords.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's also a restaurant chain which is also named Dick's

The "Eat some Dick's" jokes write themselves.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

What the fuck Richard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait till you find out about Two Men and a Truck!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The best is the website is twomen.com

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Risky click of the day in this context

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dread to think what comes up if you search for those restaurants near you...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I feel like you could craft us chain store names into some innuendo sentence or even paragraph

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lol i thought that was Steam until i reread his bubble and was like "Uhmm?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That makes more sense than Big 5

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks from the UK

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I love Dick's

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasted opportunity to make the last one Microsoft

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was certain it was going to be Microsoft and was very disappointed when I learned about Dick's.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought this was about this store:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The story about how Apple got its name is basically that.

The original employees were brainstorming what to call the company. Steve said just call it Apple. Everyone hated that idea. Steve barked back and said if none of you can come up with a better name than that, we’re calling it Apple. And the rest is history.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

From Steve Jobs's biography, it's also because he loved apples so much that he once got hospitalized for eating nothing but apples.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't think that's how it happened. Their logo is an apple with a bite out of it because it represents knowledge, you know, like Adam and Eve taking a bite out of the tree of Knowledge of good and evil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

They might've come up with that later, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

3 Inches and Awkwardly Curved?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

3 Inches

Oh look at Mr. Big shot over here. It’s not polite to brag ya know!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I was going to suggest you're a duck, but apparently theirs are over 6 inches and awkwardly curved.

Also, I'm excited to see what google ads will offer me after this!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Funny he called it dick’S not dick, what does he have going on down there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I was trying to figure out for way too long how he came to sportsexperts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Microsoft, Office Max and Bass Pro Shop sure have odd names huh.