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Watering plants (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago

Very funny but kinda mean

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

My wife would probably do the same, because if she expected me to keep a real plant alive I'd surely disappoint her.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How did he not notice that they don't need the water? Where did the water go he gave them religiously? Sorry but this is made up.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And how could they hear their dead mum chuckling? Unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I mean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If they live in a suitable climate, the water will evaporate in no time, especially if the mom adjusted the watering times in her instructions accordingly.

A relative of mine had a cactus with a dried helichrysum flower pinned on it for 3 yrs before realizing it was not it's true flower.