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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

I adore this comic for some reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That's just facts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

IDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler:

My god built the ocean.

Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth.

Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun.

I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it.

THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars!

Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity!

Oh yeah even the evil gods?

…..yeah but thats not his fault.

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!, Is too!, Is too!

Is not time infinitely!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This just made me think about Shin Megami Tensei. I think Messiah (the closest equivalent to Jesus) would probably win 1 on 1, but the whole Hindu pantheon would probably wear him down eventuality.

Edit for non-smt fans: SMT is Pokemon for religious and folk mythology. Lol

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Since 2008 Ganesha only lost two times. I guess Jesus is past his prime. And the first loss wasn’t really a loss, since it was 8 first place winners with 7 kids of South Asian descent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scripps_National_Spelling_Bee_champions

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

I mean look at him! Jesus doesn't seem like he has much of a shot against that beast of a deity.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

why jesus cakes hanging out

Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Dude forgot to gird. Rookie mistake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

If we consider the Sistine Chapel's depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Also Jesus was a bottom

Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer

So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you're not going to the good place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Based on having had to read that comment I would say we're already in the bad place

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm a slut for cum fill me Judas

~Jesus Christ, probably

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm

Judges 1:19

The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I never actually read much of the thing

I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don't care that it's not native to the region or whatever.

Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I can't claim to have much experience in the matter, but I don't think people who just chill generally have chariots fitted with iron. Like if your neighbor happened to have a tank and a bunker, would you say they're just chilling?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

No pants for serious mode

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Now do it for two Christians.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

Jesus beating himself. Rule 34 has got you covered

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Also relevant, two people of the same religion praying for the same thing. The god fights themselves. Or flips a coin, free will remember.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Jim Carrey comes to mind in Bruce Almighty, when he starts to say yes to every prayer and thousands win the lottery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

Yes and it starts a riot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

I thought the god chose the person who had suffered more of the gods torture.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I legit have Pro- and Anti-SKUB shirts on the way

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago

I'd buy that Street Fighter DLC pack.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

There's no fucking way a human zombie pacifist Jew would be able to take on a 2-ton humanoid elephant god with six arms and wields weapons 1 v 1.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I would love for Marvel to make this movie.

I mean, the MCU is pretty clearly burnt out, and I wouldn't trust DC to make a movie worth watching.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I am someone who hasn't seen a DC movie since Dark Knight Returns, and who has only seen the Sam Reimi Trilogy and Amazing Spider-man 1 and 2. Is the MCU really as good as people say it is? The trailers I've seen just make them seem like mindless action films.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

They aren't uniformly good, but the median quality is higher than DC.

To be clear, I'm only talking about the Infinity arc storyline, which terminates at End-Game. Nothing worthwhile after that.