this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know I've reached peak dull adulthood because I have no friends I can comfortably share this vile, hilarious shit with.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

We are here for you, my dude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm down to one

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

What in tarnation

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You know.....I've accepted since I was 5 that Bert and Ernie are a gay couple.....but I've never once stopped to ponder what their sexual kinks are.

It's a lot wilder than I thought.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ok I know this is c/bertstrips but I think imma turn off the internet for the day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

These cranks are sounding

Oh no!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

His anus wide.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Did you remove it from the environment?

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blocking is not enough, I need to unalive you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Just make it quick, the bleeding is... pretty bad.