this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 weeks ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Lives in a dream

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago

There is italian music playing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can't be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago