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When Life Feels Like an HTTP Status Code (programming.dev)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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200 OK: Life's fine, but let's be honest, it's probably a cached response.
202 Accepted: I heard your idea. Will I do anything with it? Probably not.
204 No Content: The perfect reply when you emotionally check out mid-conversation.
401 Unauthorized: When life keeps asking 'Who even are you?' and you forgot your credentials.
403 Forbidden: Some dreams are just blocked by permissions you'll never have.
418 I'm a Teapot: Some days, I'm just not built to handle your requests.
429 Too Many Requests: Chill, life's rate limit isn't as high as your expectations.
500 Internal Server Error: When you realize your life decisions don't compile, and panic mode kicks in.
502 Bad Gateway: When your thoughts try to connect to logic, but something goes horribly wrong
503 Service Unavailable: My motivation right now is in scheduled maintenance-try again later.

PATCH vs. PUT: Can't decide if I should make subtle changes or just rewrite my entire existence.
Connection Timeout: Sorry, I lost interest before the handshake even started.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

404: common sense not found (honestly it should be called "uncommon sense" instead)

most people i deal with daily have no common sense at all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

417 Expectation Failed: Describes my life too well.

507 Insufficient Storage Is the reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

418

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

402 Payment Required: when they ask you to stay on late

411 Length Required: bad date. Don't ask

413 Payload Too Large: great date