Literally today, at the bar:
Dumbass redneck - "So, I came down here last night, and I sat down beside two dudes. One of them was whining like a high school girl. "I love you, you're breaking my heart." The other f@G said "I just don't feel that way about you." What a bunch of f@gs!"
Me - "Why do you care? How does that affect you in any way?"
Dumbass redneck - "That shit is gross, nobody wants to hear that!"
Me - "Why are you afraid of them? I mean, yeah, maybe they should have saved that for private, but why didn't you just walk away?"
Dumbass redneck - "It's just gross! You are queer, too?"
Me - "What if I was? You afraid?"
Nothing. What an asshole. I wish they'd just ban him already. He goes out of his way to provoke everyone around him for attention, picks fights with women, tries to bully people he thinks won't fight back.