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this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2024
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So we're decent when it comes to fisticuffs and not adverse to nicking stuff from our defeated opponents. Sounds par for the course.
Someone should describe current events like this to assess where we are now.
There's currently a lot of eyeing each other up while Russia and Ukraine slug it out. China is just waiting to see what happens as it is waiting for everyone to take their eyes off Taiwan for a moment. However, everyone is waiting to see how America's Two Face flip of the coin goes as one result may unleash mayhem.
Brilliant except for:
America waits until Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from France and Britain, then comes in and knocks it over the head with a barstool and pretends like it won the fight
Should be:
Germany starts wailing on France and Britain after Russia got knocked out, America made a bet on France and Britain winning and is afraid they might lose so joins in pulls Germany off them and helps to finish them off, then pretends like it won the fight.
Eh, there's a lot of bad takes btw, if you want to serious post.
For one thing, it should acknowledge that it turns out Serbia deliberately started the fight to get Austria-Hungary killed.
For another, it should be called Austria-Hungary!
And Italy didn't miss hitting A-H, they beat they shit out of each other fighting on top of the tables even though everyone told them it was a bad idea to fight on the tables, and then Italy gets insulted that the others didn't let them steal A-H's watch and wallet. Like, wtf guys, they didn't break their legs falling off a table for nothing!
Oh, and there are definitely hard feelings from when Australia fought Turkey:
Towards the British.