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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why is this weird? "Apple" used to be the generic word for fruit in many different languages, it wasn't until recently that it took on the meaning of a specific type of fruit. I don't think calling potatoes "fruit of the earth" is at all strange. The English equivalent to this is the word "pineapple" -- a fruit that kind of looks like a pine cone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

italian tomatoes have entered the chat and agree with their golden apples.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

American: "Have french people never eaten a good apple?"

Frenchman: "Have Americans never enjoyed a tasty potato?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Potatoes are indeed tasty. Some varieties are even sweet-ish. I can't say I've had potatoes that were as sweet as apples, without the addition of a lot of sugar.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

if you think ground apples isn't an apt description, you've never eaten potatoes raw.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Here's something else to gnaw at your brain: "corn" used to be a generic term for any cereal grain, and now only refers to the one group of crops. Also we now (mostly) only use "cereal" to describe the stuff you have for breakfast with milk. Which used to be just shitty puffed grains but now also includes all kinds of flakes and processed nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In a lot of languages the word for apple used to refer to all kinds of fruits, particularly new ones from more or less exotic lands. Pineapples also don't look much like apples, do they?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Pomme de terre (IIRC) is a sad version of a underground apple.

Pineapples look like a pinecone but with a sweet fruit inside. Makes sense to me.

Then again horse apples, i.e., horse shit doesn't taste great at all. Then again, again: horse apples, the Osage Orange fruit, are inedible. Osage Orange is neither an apple or orange tree.

English 'tis a silly language.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

isn't apple used in many languages as a generic term for fruit?... it's not like pineapple has anything to do with apples either.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Case in point: Pomegranate. pomme = apple or more generically fruit, granate = grenade. It's a shrapnel apple. Apt description if you've ever eaten one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I grew up on a farm along a small river called the Pomme De Terre and we didn't grow potatoes. But we did have a potato lifter to harvest the 1/2 acre or so we would grow for our own consumption.

There was also a small county picnic area in the middle of nowhere by the same name. And no one knew why it was there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you had a potato lifter that just sat there, still and silent, in case you ever decided to grow 1/2 acre of potatoes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, pretty much. It was a converted horse drawn implement so it was quite old and pretty worn. It did work, but us kids still had to walk behind it to pickup the potatoes it missed.

And when you could muster a small army of 10 kids from 3 families, well you maybe didn't need a potato lifter so much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

oh, I see you meant you didn’t grow potatoes for the market

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Recently I watched an press event with a Canadian politician, who was switching between French and English as we must sometimes. He was talking about a bag of apples (which his colleague was holding) costing a stupid amount of money. He made the mistake of saying a bag of potatoes, which i found fucking hilarious as I speak both languages and understand the mistake. Unfortunately for him, the people criticising him were morons and were like WHY WOULD HE SAY POTATOES IS HE STUPID.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Franglais is my language of choice after several drinks in any French speaking country. I am from Jersey, New, so it's the best I can do with my education.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ananas

Bananas

:-/

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

In Germany they are called Kartoffeln (which is also a slur for the Germans itself).
But potatoes are also called Erdäpfel (ground apples) or in southern dialect Krombire (bent pear).
More variants here:
Source (German): https://die-kartoffel.de/wissen/schon-gewusst/kartoffel-deutsche-dialekte/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So calling someone a potato in German is a slur?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Have a look at how some early apple varieties looked like, before they were cultivated:

https://birdsongorchards.com/pages/welcome-to-wondrous-diversity-of-heirloom-apples

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 3 days ago (15 children)

"apple" used to be a generic term for fruit. So it's actually "fruit of the earth", the French are poetic like that

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[–] [email protected] 135 points 3 days ago (29 children)

The English for "ananas" is "pineapple", did the English really think they grew on pine trees?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Let the language which is without sin cast the first stone.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

::: lanzars una piedra :::

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Look, we're talking people who call ninety-nine “four twenty ten nine”; you can't expect them to name things properly.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Not just French

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hans Grosse

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