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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

For what it's worth, as a Floridian: What we actually have these days are ballots like this that we fill out then feed into a scanning machine.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

If a single chad hangs then we might as well throw out the entire thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Mmmm... guillotine switch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

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