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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just imagine this with the books I had to read in school. Yes, I would have read it, I'm a fast reader, so a bad book does not waste too much time. On the other hand, I would have no problems with grilling the author over the shit he or she wrote. Because basically every book we had to read for school was crap. There are so many good books, books that would spark interest and passion for reading more, but somehow they had selected the worst of the worst back then, aimed at making children reel in horror when they see books and vow never to touch a book again after school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 39 minutes ago

Huh. I guess my experience was better I remember reading My Side of the Mountain and The Giver, among other things. Usually pretty decent reads though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago

Ugh, can relate. I love to read; I used to go through two books per week as a kid during middle school and high school. Not even just fiction, but non-fiction about topics that interested me like space and aviation. I even read books on my Palm Pilot PDA, well before e-readers were a thing.

So as you can imagine, I had an exceptional vocabulary compared to classmates. This had some annoying effects as well. Whenever I did written assignments for a new class with a different teacher, they’d always accuse me of either cheating or plagiarism. Because I was using way more ‘difficult words’ than classmates. A two minute conversation usually cleared it up; they quickly found out that I did in fact do the work and understood the assignment.

I don’t envy teachers today. Reading comprehension has declined sharply, and kids just don’t like to read as much as they did when I was young. Despite the fact that books are now way more accessible to them. I fear it’s going to result in an illiterate generation…

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine bullying someone because they read a book.

They should be thankful the school didn't punish the class for not doing the assignment.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago

Fuck you, I didn't even read your comment, you literate poopiehead!

ILLITERACY RULES!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was home schooled,* and occasionally I wish I had gone to public school, because I missed out on a lot of cultural touchstones, but then I'm reminded that kids are fucking horrible to other kids at any sign of differentness, and I was a fat, nerdy, gay bookworm, so, yeah, I'm good with the way things shook out. Haha

*Got a great education, not a religious nutjob, was not raised by right wing zealots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Home schooled kids on average are smarter. Public schools tend to lower their standards to get a certain percentage of students to pass.

Plus I bet your teacher was hot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 41 minutes ago

Considering half the home schooled kids are kept for indoctrination and/or abuse purposes, I doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

people were muttering nobody read it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 40 minutes ago

That's not a punshment by the teachers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 hours ago

I'm sorry anon but they probably were gonna bully you regardless

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago

If this happened at my school people would thank op for making the assembly less awkward

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I mean it’s literally a story about a kid being good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

A story about a single kid being good while many other kids were shitbags.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago

But only because of his high regardation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 hours ago

Good job anon. No good deed goes unpunished.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Worth, 1000x over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Sounds like a win

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

fkn worth it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Middle School sucks ass for everyone who's not a rich kid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

~~Middle~~ School sucks ass for everyone who’s not a rich kid.