And when you find the right one... suck him bone dry. ๐
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Yeah, but no garlic is kind of a dealbreaker
Drink blood of virgins from time to time...?
Goes without saying
I did bite my cheek the other, day but I don't need it becoming a group activity.
Could do it more ethical, like make a period juice cocktail perhaps??
Holup, I don't mix pleasure and food.
All this time people have been making bloody marys wrong smh my head.
milk and sugar with your tampon tea?
No thanks, I take mine black.
I mean... there is a reason vampires seem like an exaggerated version of us... vampires come from the scary stories told to the other villagers about the weird "introvert" that hadn't been forced by anyone to "live a normal life". That person must be crazy or some kind of monster. I can't even imagine what they must be doing in that creepy house all alone. Turns out, thriving. And hiding, from all the people that have scared themselves to the point of taking it out on the person that is hiding from them. "What reason do you have to hide from us if you aren't a monster?" Self-fulfilling vicious circle...
and then kill them
I guess 3 out of 4 isn't bad.
Didnโt we have an entire movement based on this? We called them Vamps, turns out vampires are just a bunch of moody edgy awkward teenagers.