this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I have no port, and i must stream?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do you still have an anus? Scream from there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They still have USBs though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now they only get three cloaica-mouths but I want them to have 5

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I miss tube tvs. During Christmas I use to put tinsel on the screen and then turn off/on the TV and that shit would whip out.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They ingest nutrients via the keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I thought my keyboard was doing this, but it was just storing all the little crumbs in its mouth...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i'm considering getting a bluray drive to rip all my discs partially because i love the unboxing/inserting/ejecting/repackaging so much