Programmer Humor

Lawful evil, but with ultrawide monitors.

So, would using a monitor and a phone screen be lawful neutral too? Because that's what I usually do if I need to look up things for whatever I'm doing and don't want to boot up my desktop web browser.

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

Chaotic Neutral, if you align the secondary monitor right Everything Works™

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

What if I use a 48 inch OLED TV as a monitor?

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

Chaotic neutral

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

All of these are good and sometimes necessary except the bottom-right.

I'm neutral impoverished.

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

Used to be a chaotic neutral, but realised that a full screen video doesn't work well with a display in portrait orientation (and even if I have a laptop below, it's too small). Neutral good right now with two 27"s; might add a 34" later on.

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

Lawful neutral for me.